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What should Vettel name his new car?
Posted By: James Allen  |  23 May 2010   |  9:58 pm GMT  |  371 comments

As we mentioned the other day, Sebastian Vettel is getting a new chassis for next weekend’s Turkish Grand Prix. And in keeping with his tradition of naming cars after girls, it’s going to need a name.

Vettel: Will new chassis bring him more wins? (Darren Heath)


Red Bull announced that Vettel’s Monaco chassis was damaged and the team has built up and sent out a new one to Istanbul. It should be identical to the old one as chassis are homologated these days as a cost saving measure, so there is no incentive to bring out a B Spec car.

Vettel has a tradition of naming his cars, as American bomber pilots did with their planes in WWII. I think it’s a fantastic idea and is one of the things that defines Vettel as not only very human but also very warm and amusing. Other drivers, including Michael Schumacher, have admitted talking to their cars in the closing laps of races, to make sure they get them home.

“It’s important to have a close relationship with a car,” he has said. “Like a ship, a car should be named after a girl as it’s sexy.”

His Toro Rosso car, in which he won the 2008 Italian Grand Prix was called “Julie.”

Last year’s Red Bull in which he was runner up in the world championship he named “Kate’s Dirty Sister”.

“My original car was called Kate. But then it got smashed at the opening race in Australia. So we called this one Kate’s Dirty Sister because it is more aggressive and faster,” he said after winning in China last year.

Adieu Luscious Liz. Vettel has a new mount (Darren Heath)


And this year he called his car “Luscious Liz”. The whole team joins in with this humour, it was even the subject of an official Red Bull team Tweet announcing the name.

Luscious Liz has had mixed fortunes, with three pole positions and a win in Malaysia, but some mechanical issues which have cost him the outright championship lead. He will hope that the successor to Luscious Liz brings him more luck.

And now that Luscious Liz has been scrapped, he will need a new name for his new car.

Please send in your best suggestions in the comments box and I will pass them on to Sebastian and the team.

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1

Daring Dolly!

2

How About Fancy Nancy?? it's got a nice ring to it eh?

3

Haha, Fancy Nancy sounds good

4

Grace, as being an F1 driver is a wonderful gift.

5

Lazy Susan.. it goes round and round and round and round and round... but not as fast as Webber 🙂

6

This one wins! 😛

7

Marvelous Melanie 😉

8

Marvelous Mary?

9

Frank Jackson.

10
William McCone

Fiesty Fionia!

11

Molly Malone

12
Mark D. Johnson

Name for Seb's car: Hellacious Heidi

13

Stickshift Stella, Muddy Megan, Fast Fanny, Power Girl...

🙂

Gotta love Seb.

14

Blimey - I wrote 'Fast Fanny', convinced that no one else on Earth would be so weird as to also choose it!

15

Stickshift Stella.......brilliant!

16

Ethel.

17
David Turnedge

+1

18

No, there's always been Ethel!

19
Michael Kielty

I reckon he should go with Samantha. Hopefully this new chassis will give him the edge over webber!

21

That's it, Sweaty Betty...perfect.

22

hahaha 🙂

23

Perhaps it should really be Liz's hot cousin, rather than another dirty sister.

24

That is probably the closest idea, however isn't the chassis that was damaged already the hot cousin, and SV is now going back to a Liz already used this season ?

25

Bull fightress

26

Bullette

27

Great name! oh wait, that means meat ball in German... 😉

28
michael grievson

He should call her Alice Rose, after my daughter.

29
Micheál Breen

Queen Elizabeth II

30

Um, I think he'll be driving an F1 car, not a luxury liner...

31

I would go with Sexy Giselle.

Giselle bündchen is the sexiest women in the world.

32

HOPE!

33
Markle SchuMarker

Aww, you beat me to it!

Faith or Charity?

34

Foxy Frederique

35

How about "Lucy"?

I mean, the cars going to be almost identical, so the name should reflect this, and Lucy sounds almost like a contraction of "Luscious Liz".

That's before you get to it having the same vowel sounds as "Julie" the car in which he first one.

I think it's a good fit, and I really hope his new car brings him a spot more good luck than Liz did...

36

Vivavcious Viv

Moist Meg

Tasty Tina

Effusive Emily

37

Well, I assume its got to begin with m, so marvellous madeline

38

Yes, but this is a mid-season change so technically it should start with "L". Something like "Liz's Legacy"

39

lily's lapdance

loose louie/lewis

lippy liz

leggy logan

legless layla

lusty lola

40

Good Point.

Your right they are going in alphabetical order.

I was going to suggest he named the car after some famous female he wanted to meet, but it having to begin with M limits it a bit.

James, What's going on in Vettel's love life? Are these names just being picked randomly out of the air or do they have greater meaning? It's a great opportunity for him to send a message to someone. Of course then he would have the hassle of the press if he did pick the name of a person he knew.

41

Touchy.

42

Seb & Sonic

43

or Seb-Sonic

44

Yours is the best yet IMO,& they can call the other Web-Sonic,lol

45

Grayson Perry

46

sheila's sister

🙂

47

Red Bull becoming more and more Aussie. Good thinking. He he he...

48

Sultry Susan

49
Mouse_Nightshirt

Bob.

Simply, Bob.

Simple, elegant, fast.

50

As Edmund Blackadder would say:

"Bob, unusual name for a girl?"

51

There was a Lady Colin Campbell defending Sarah Ferguson's attempt to be a self-funded retiree. I heard Blackadder too!

52

What makes it even more confusing is that Lady Colin Campbell was actually born as a boy named George William Ziadie. He/she had 'gender-issues', changed sex, & renamed herself Georgie before marrying Lord Colin Campbell.

I am not sure even Blackadder could have come up with that storyline 🙂

53

But Bob is short for Kate, and he's already had a Kate!

54

Bob isn't a girl.

55

What about short for Roberta? That could be Bob, or Bobby, or in the case of my daughter, Bert!

56

My nomination for the name of Vettel's car is

(drum roll, please)..

Pole-dancing Paula!

57

My thanks to the posters who pointed out the alphabetical trend - so it's "L". How 'bout -

"Lusty Lana".

58

Liz's Dirty Sister

59

Racey Macy

60

Dana 😛

61

Happy Heidi

62

Racy Stacy

64

Well as he keeps the same letter per year, it will still begin with an L. As he kept Kate in last years name I think he should keep Luscious Liz in the name.

Mine is

Luscious Liz's lovely twin.

65

Dangerous Donna!

as im a huge F1 fan 🙂

i was gonna say dainty Donna but its not very tough! lol

66

Juicy Jazmin! Copyright 😉

67

Racy Stacey!!!!! my friend stacey adores him she also rubbed Jensons Maclaren for good luck in Australia and he won!!!! so its a no brainer!!!

68
Melinda Knowles

Saucy Stella

69

Roxanne

70

Wings & wins!

71

exotic jessica or exoticjess

72

I humbly suggest "Evil Edna".

74

Precious Portia

75

'Vicky' - he likes Little Britain, doesn't he??!

76

What about "Zoë"?

It seems Renault may have problems naming its new model Renault Zoe, so maybe Vettel (with Renault engine) can...(without a lawsuit http://bit.ly/bQZ62s)

77

Luscious Lola.

78

How about 'Webber's missus'?

79
John Whitling

Too funny but that almost guarantees a Webber win again ..

80

Frogmella

81

Gertie

82
Aamir Mohammed

Randy Rebecca

83

Flash Irene

84

Holy Molly

85

or Holly Molly

86

i'd go with either blistering bessie or blistering betty.

Actually I believe that they are both derivatives of "Elizabeth" as is (Luscious)Liz so it would be an appropriate successor for Liz.

87

"Super Maria"

Super Mario should have a capable wife later his life as a driver should have a competitive car to win

88

Luverrly Liza

Lusty Lucy

Liz's Faster Friend

My fave suggestion is 'Sweaty Betty' especially as Betty is a variant of Elizebeth. Unfortunately Betty is my mum's name so I will have to veto, I know what Seb does to his cars!

89

liz'es filthy cousin

90

HAHAHA!!! Best one so far!

91

Liz's Lusty Sister

keeping with the his 09 idea of a new car being 'sister'

92

Liz's Evil Twin

93

Stella

94

Rosalinda 😀

95

Vera Wynn

96

Reliable Rita

97

Liz's lucky sister

98

Dolores the Drag Queen(Drag down the the first corner, that is)

100

Sizzling Sarah! 🙂

101

Paul O'Grady?

Seriously though, the new car's name should reflect Seb's driving style.

My propositions:

Lightning Lucy

Amazing Grace

Black Betty

Speedy Susan

Darling Dora

Her Majesty's Underpants

Rock Band Groupie

I could think of a few more, though I doubt Seb would even think of using any one of those...

103

tell him to grow up and drop the unnecessary misogyny

104

Misogyny? What?

This is a car. In some Latin based languages, where everything has a gender, a car is a female object (taking conviently French as an example):

- UNE voiture (and not UN voiture)

- UNE formule 1

It does make sense that by giving it a name, it is a female name. It is a sign of affection. Peace brother.

105

In portuguese and spanish car is a male object.

But I agree with you, there's no harm in calling a car by a woman name.

106

Vicky/Victoria?

107

Kate? Julie? Liz?

Somehow none of those names seem sexy. At all. And anyway, how is a sexy name going to cement his "relationship" with his car? Actually, don't answer that.

108
alexander King

"Sweaty Betty" was perfect. That's my vote!

109

Lizzies Revenge!

110

Chaterine of Aragon

111

How about Mrs. Webber?

112
build, Melbourne, Australia

She'll be undressed after every session, so how about Gypsy Rose.

113

Ann... after Webber's partner.

114

Racey Tracy

115

Victoria of course. Victoria means winner,victorious,conquering.

116
build, Melbourne, Australia

As this is a replacement for Lucious Liz who was faulty, perhaps Better Betty.

117

Genny

118

Thin Lizzy

119
Midnight Toper

Denise Denise,

120

Racy Stacey 😉

121

Given that they can't have a B spec chassis it must be an "A" chassis so Liza.

So I'll go with lascivious Liza

122
Zobra Wambleska

Lizzie's faster finger.

123
Matthew Villari

"Mark's little bitch"

124

ann neal

thnxs 🙂

125

Placebo!!

126

It's gotta be Mona.

127

Pamela, or Desiré, after his desire to win the title.

128

Red Riding Hood (of course!)

129

Victoria (as in Victorious and Victorias Collection..)

130

horny Haifa. (Horny to win) LOLz

131

From Autosport Forum:

Marks little Bitch

This would be so damn awesome

132

Lola.

Because even though she's sexy, she's not -really- a girl.

133

James maybe you should have made it clear that the names given are in alphabetical order, and only change letter with the year. The new name (if one is given) will still be an "L".

Also I'm pretty sure this chassis has been used already and is not new. I think it was used by him in testing. Are you able to confirm this?

134

Isn't he supposed to keep the same name?

I mean, he is not naming particular chassis but the current year's car in general.

I suppose the had more than one chassis over the course of the whole last season but it still had the same name.

135

Vicious Val

Scrumptious Sarah

these are my best two 🙂

136

1. Dirty Diane

2. Break Down Betty

3. Moody Madison

137

JORDAN

138

Mamasita

139

As in "a hot mama"

140

Lucious lizs hot mom

141

Lorena.

Alonso's sister's name, it'll drive him crazy.

142

Name it "The Wicked Witch" because she is going to be a bitch for the rest of the field to deal with!

143

Soapy Sally he's gonna need her to be if he is to beat off those Fduct Mac

144

Susie Second

145

MK Missile, for Red Bull's HQ.

146

Delectable Danielle

Ravishing Racquel

Bodacious Belle

I dunno, there are tons of good names and adjectives.

147

I think he should name her (Silvia) it's a change......only Silvia.

148

Nissan Sylvia? :S

149
claudio Nuñez

NO

150

Bull Shirley

151
Pete Schnabel

I like Fiona, but would add Feisty.

So, Feisty Fiona.

Def: Full of spirit or pluck; frisky or spunky

152

If he keeps moving up the alphabet, Malicious Melanie.

153

Bodacious Betty

154

it's only one name per season... the 2010 car is named "luscious liz".. not the chassis... what? you think sebastian has a harem?

155

Not sure how commonly known this is, but Mark Webber's nickname back in the Queanbeyan Kart Racing Club days was "Potsie", as in Warren "Potsie" Weber from Happy Days.

Therefore, I think Seb should call his new car "Jennifer Jerome", who happens to have been Warren Weber's long-time girlfriend in the show.

I'll leave all of the crude innuendo about Seb driving Potsie's girl to your collective imaginations.

156

Milton's Missus.

157

How about Homy Annie?

James, take your top five suggestions and ask people to vote. I'm sure you could let Seb know what the result is during the grand prix weekend.

158
Andrew (in Melbourne)

Webbers Wife.

159

MILF Mandy

160

Slippery Sue

- as an aid to easier penetration (of air!)

161

I've heard Vettel is a big fan of the Beatles , so I suggest Polythene Pam .

162

On the same Beatles track, how about 'Michelle' or 'Michelle ma belle' with la French touch for his Renault engine maybe.

163

Fiesty Fionia

164

The perennial bridesmaid?

165

Seeing that there is nothing wrong with the old chassis maybe seb is having an early midlife crisis. He should stick with his current chasss cos the grass isnt always greener on the other side. However if he must trade liz in for a younger model it might as well be a hot high school girl called Horny Hailey....

166

Does he move onto 'M' now?

I hope he doesn't go down the sister path that he did last year. Liz was high maintenance enough, you don't want her younger sister. She'd be even worse.

Don't get me wrong, Liz had some qualities - she was hot as hell, but you knew she'd never last the distance.

I reckon he'll call it Martha.

Mischievous Martha?

If it's as unreliable as Liz was, then maybe 'Moaning Martha'. Or 'Melodramatic Martha'.

167

geoff !!!

after Top Gear's " ambitious but rubbish " hybrid car

168

Troy Queef

169
Sachin Mahendran

Rick James

171

Rageing Rachel :))

172

Almighty Liza

Liza's mother 😛

173

Lizzy Lovette

174

Ducted Diana.

175

Ambitious Angie

...

Horny Horner

Titty Tina

176

Magnificent Monique

177

How about Britney?

Just to make Rosberg a bit uncomfortable.

"Vettle is pushing Britney to the limits".

Sounds slightly disturbing haha.

178
Mortimer N. Cobblepop

I'm astounded by the glut of people who don't notice (or just completely disregard) the (seemingly) obvious patterns of what is (apparently) Seb's car-naming convention.

179
Prof Bolshaviks

Just to clarify did it go
Kate - Liz? What was the one before called?
Was his toro rosso a J?

180
Prof Bolshaviks

I just read it was julie. Ignore
me.

181
Mortimer N. Cobblepop

Done and done.

182

Raunchy Rachel anyone?

should probably have lucky in the name

183

call it mark webber LOL

or

Lucky Lucy

184

Adriana (Newey)

186

luscious Liz's placebo

187

Glorious Gloria

Will give him a Glorious win.

188

He's probably way to young to remember the movie but how about....

"Der blaue Engel"

Marlene Dietrich's character name was Lola Lola so there's even a racing connection.

189

Lorena (from Lorena "Bobbitt"). That's what Seb would be hoping his car does to other drivers!

190

Seb prefers "dirty" name for his cars, so:

- it should be: Bloody Mary...

but

- it can also be: Slutty Susan...

191

Well , someone before stated that it should start with an 'M' but since we are still in 2010 and keeping with tradition it should still be an 'L' one. I suggest :

Lucky Lola.

And I know they failed to re-enter F1 but I just like the name ....

192

Hi guys,

I might be wrong but I believe Seb has used a different letter of the alphabet each year of his racing career, starting with his first single seater car with a name beginning with 'A'. That's why Kate's dirty sister still began with the letter 'K'.

193

What about Corrupted Fergie or Dodgy Duchess 🙂

194

Slick Vicky (SV)

Sebeastian Vettel (SV)

I though there has to be some relationship to his initials.

195
Stephen Hopkinson

He's been moving up a letter of the alphabet each year: Julia, Kate, then Liz. So the next one should either be a variation on Liz (Hot Cousin sounded good) or another L. Lairy Laura?

196

I understand Seb follows alphabetical order, so presumably the next car should have a name beginning with the letter M.

I'd like to suggest the name Marnie. Then, if she proves to be a winner, he can call her Mighty Marnie. If she is less reliable, she can be Moody Marnie.

Whatever he calls her, I hope she brings him joy. He is a great asset to the sport.

197

Lavish Liza

198

Dirty Diana

199

Bizzy Lizzy

Time to really get going Seb!!!

200

Sexy Suzy !!!

201

Mandy the Minx, if it has to be an M.

If not,

Lucid Liz - a bit less gorgeous, a little more effective!

202
Matej Sagmeister

1.Wild Xsara ( renault )

2.Red Clara ( red bull )

3.Devilish Lara

4.Sensitive Anna

5.Red Gina

6.Scorpio Hanna

Or simply as Jackson did it : Dirty Diana !!!

204

SandRed Bullock

205

I second Stefan on Lucy .. a name that reflects the similarities between the two.

Another would be "Splendid Susie". A touch closer to his first win with Julie also ending with "ie". Hopefully this one will help him up the ultimate notch as WDC.

206

How about simply 'Mrs Vettel'. It starts with an 'M' at least. If he likes his women a bit rough then he could call her Mucky Mandy.

One way to wind up Webber is to call her Mark`s Missus.

208

Sinful Sienna...........because that car will do things that no other car could ever dream of doing!!!

209

Nora Batty

210

Webber's Bitch

211

HHAHAHAAHAHAHHA!

212

Shirley.

213

Downstairs Dedrie 😉

214

Marvelous Madeline's Mom 😉

215

Vivacious Veronica

Vivacious for tenacity and high spirit.

Veronica because it means "She who brings victory".

Some very good and funny ones in the other comments.

216

Lucas di Grassi´s car is named Veronica (and Timo Glocks car Virginia.)

We cant have 2 Veronica´s on the grid, or can we ? 😉 😀

217

Dave.

Just to wind up the Homophobes....and blokes called Dave.

218
Derek Lorimer

Ermintrude ( from the Magic Roundabout )

219

J (ulie), K (ate), L (iz),... looks that it is the moment for a "M". I suggest Magic Mary

220

Jucy Lucy.

221

Juicy Lucy!?

It's got a certain ring to it I think...

222

Kate's mum

223

Carsandra? Bullinda? If he's continuing in alphabetical order I reckon he'd like the name Melanie.

224

How about Betty Swallocks?

225

Nancy. Nice Nancy

226

FANCY NANCY!!!!!!!

227

Drunk Methanolia

Loose Monica

Neighbour's Daughter!

228

Racy Ruby.

229

Well, if it was Julie one season, then Kate and Kate's dirty sister the next, and then Luscious Liz, this one presumably is also an L - the M will be next season.

So in keeping with his decision to name the replacement after the original (a la the dirty sister), I'm included to agree with Moohcowh and go with something like Liz's hot cousin.

230

Waltzing Matilda

:-p

231

Naughty Nadja

Heavenly Hanna

232

I can see a problem here though...

I once named my car, a 1993 Civic, Danica in homage to Ms. Patrick, and was told by many that it was not only an ugly name but totally inappropriate for the car - she didn't look like a Danica. It seemed that she herself objected to the name, and chose not to live at all rather than to live with it. Within days of bestowing the soubriquet upon her she dived headlong through a hedge into a recently ploughed field. Within a couple of weeks of the expensive and painstakingly executed cosmetic work following that excursion, she could finally take no more and threw herself onto her roof, finally achieving a fatal injury...

A warning to Sebastian then - choose her name wisely, she may never forgive you if you get it wrong...

233

Sounds like you're just a terrible driver 😉

234

How about (it's a bit of a long one)

"Seb Stop wasting your time and get serious for once! It cost you the 09 title so get your ar*e in gear"

yh? 🙂

235

Well, if he wanted stick it to Mark, then there's only 1 choice: Waltzing Matilda..!!

Okay, proper suggestions:

Tiger Tracey

Sultry Sarah

Furious Fergie

236

Dirty Debbie....

237

Deirdre.

238

Rampant Rachel

239

Tamara Speedstone 😀

240
Nathan Bradley

Susan Boyle 🙂

241

Luxurious Liz

242

Mad Mary

Crazy Mary Dirty Larry

Mad Cow Disease

243

Lady Ann - maybe she will bring him some luck as the other Ann (Neal) does to Mark recently. And 'lady' because of L, of course.

244

Liz's younger sister.

245

Penelope Pitstop

246

Hey-yelp, hey-yelp!

Any suggestions for the Anthill Mob? 😉

247

Wilma - ("Will my (Wilma) car start?");) haha! joking..

Baby Blue Blanca

Carrie,Carmen,Carey,Cara,Carabelle,Carolyn or Caroline - the names beginning with "Car"

248

Helen Back

249

Mary Hinge

250

Helen Back - hell and back

Sue Ridgepipe - sewage pipe

Fay Dingaway - fading away

251

Anita DeGroin - A knee to the groin

252
YellowNRedStriped

Liz's Luften Cousin

253

this is fun, if seb is keeping to the letter "L" then how about Leggy Leah who has the most gorgeous legs under her to lead Seb to the finish line first...

254
Hamish Williams

Manky Meg

255

Cantankerous Catherine

256

What about 'Voluptuous Viv' or maybe 'Manic Marigold'? Nothing whatsoever to do with anyone in particular, you understand...

257

cracking candy

259

Macho Monica, the girl with a powerful thrust.

260

"Lovely Rita"

...Surely, with Seb's love for anything Beatles. Being a meter maid she can fend off traffic too.

261

or how about Lesley, Liz's dirty girlfriend?

262

Racy Rachael

Saucy Sue

Zoe Renault (oh... hang on...)

263

He he, let it be Max Damage 🙂

264

Lady Rain the Great.

265

Or to go with this week's news: Naughty Sarah

266

what about Eccentric Ella

267

Wicked Wilma

Ecstatic Eva

268

I'd second Waltzing Matilda but as it seems to be an 'L' year, I'd go for Lapdancing Lucille (dances around the laps, geddit?), Lynx, Lorna, Liz's Little Sister/Cousin/something or possibly Lady Madonna, cause Vettel seems to like the Beatles.

269

Well, he names them alphabetically, so now it´s the "M"´s turn. Mmmmmmm... Barry Manilow´s Mandy won´t cut it though...

270

Gorgeous Gina

271

Well Sebs 2008 car was Julia, 2009 were Kate and Kate dirty sister, 2010 is Luscious Liz, his new chassis will begin with L again so I am expecting something to do with Liz again.

272

Limitless Liz

273

Moobens

274

Liz II: The Revenge. Would fit perfectly.

275
Simon Benedict

I reckon the team should name the car "Grow Up Vettel". All this nonsense about his car's name is so purile it's pathetic. I think Vettel should concentrate on not getting beaten by Webber, rather than trying to fuel his happy chappy image with this teenage distraction.

276

Nicole Scherzinger

Imagine Lewis's reaction 🙂

277

Lisa.

After Lisa Gastoni.

She starred in the 1957 film 'Second Fiddle'.

:p

278

But in light of Red Bull's motorsport operation worldwide, and one of their star drivers being disabled because of health issues, maybe Vettel could go away from tradition and name one for his colleague who can't race because of health issues and call it (Brian) "Vickers". (You have to love the tyre stop in Times Square!)

Names on race cars are always a crazy motorsport tradition. Some of the most famous cars in motorsport were known by their famous names -- Bertha, Whitney, Midnight (used by two different teams for their cars in one series, a variation used by the Z-Man for another series), The Captain, Snake, Mad Max, T-Rex, James Bond 007, Blacker, Butthead, and numerous other names.

T-Rex was too good that after it was raced, it was banned, Speculation about T-Rex was questionable until T-Rex made an appearance outside Lord March's last year (with a developmental driver) for Goodwood.

If the car runs well it might earn a nickname after that -- just imagine if the car was named for a famous bull.

279

Crashy Cassie

Red Beulah

If he has to keep the L/Liz theme:

Lightning Liz

Liz's Less Temperamental Sister

280

Mary Hinge?

Loretta?

281
Jim Mangiaforte

Willie Mae

282

He should call her Gladys. That way if he wins the WDC he could add Glorious to the front of it!

283

Kate's Dirty placebo.

284

Juicy Lucy or Sticky Vicky

285

number 2 jordan

286

Adrian's Newbey 🙂

287

Vicious Victoria

288

Jolie Ride

290

Red Isabul?

292

liz's dirty sister

293

I dont care about the name, but I only think that he should treat her well in the next races.

294

Bella baby !!...No wait..thats my car..

295

Nah i doubt youre girlfriend would like that

Sangeenius it is.

296

Warrior Roxie

297

Spanking Sue

298
Seymour Quilter

It has to be… Stella!

That car is the star of this years grid so what better name?

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James, tell Sebastian to go with Aspasia (accent on the 'i'). She was the wife of Pericles, during whose reign Athens enjoyed its years of glory.

This could be SV's year of glory, so Aspasia would be a fitting name for his car.

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As I am his BIGGEST fan (No, really! Theres no bigger fan than I) It should be called:

Precious Paige

and when Im sat in pit lane seats at Silverstone this year he can blow me a kiss! OMG OMG OMG I think Id faint. . .

Remember Chicks who dig F1 are awesome! (and great in bed!)

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His car should be called Dave

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Lovely Laura, just because my car's called speedy seb 🙂

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Jay Doubtfire

Nuts Of Steel Lizzie

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Liz's Nasty Sister - I'm sure Seb would love a chassis that he can throw around without having to worry that he'll break something. 🙂

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Laudabull Lizz.

Play on Laudable which means word of praise.

Further Lauda could also refer to Nikki Lauda whom besides being a 3 times champion also at one point was manager of Jaguar for 2 years. Jaguar is the origin of Red Bull.

Bull for Red Bull of course, finally Lizz to keep with the tradition of using the same female name during the course of the year. The complete name uses L and as might already be known he so far named the cars in alphabetical order. =)

Laudabull Liz.

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From an old song "If you knew Suzie"

"Oh, oh, holy Moses what a chassis!"

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I won the other day in a competition to name it "unofficial competition of course"

anyway, I suggested Fancy Nancy, and i would really really appreciate if u pass that to the team

FANCY NANCY!!!!!!!

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paul rodríguez

It HAS to be Lupita...

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Fanny, if nothing else this would get both RedBull and Vettel even more publicity around the world, I can hear it now. 'and here come Vettel in his Fanny crossing the line for another win' etc etc

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Zanele - pronounced [Zuh-neh-leh]

A hardy,driven and tenacious African woman with all the right curves in the right places, i.e.(aerodynamics).Thereby highlighting every man's lack of downforce.

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Mike Misgerett

Eish! A cool name with a lekker discription...Shapp!!

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Filthy Fabrian

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I would say

Randy Ruby

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Liz's sister goes all the way/ more reliable sister (hmm, not very catchy but hopefully appropriate..) Liz's reliable replacement? fingers crossed..

If this was the test chassis then presumably its an older sister if anything?

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knoxploration

It seems to me that precedent dictates that we stick with the same starting letter throughout the season, so I'm going to vote for Lascivious Laura...

* Lascivious means "arousing sexual desire" (Random House Dictionary)

* Laura means "laurel-crowned" (Name-Meanings.com)

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If Webber keeps rolling on ahead, perhaps Calamity Jane...

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How about Runner Up Ruby, or Second Placed Selena. I really don't understand all the hype here, James. The boy will hit his peak in the future of course, but the moment Mark has him roundly beat in all departments, new chassis or not. Like Rossi vs Lorenzo in Moto GP, the order will change eventually. Some might say inevitably...

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Macy.

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* Liz's dirty sister

* Victoria (kind of like "Victory")

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victoria is already one of the virgins i think xD

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I'd say Seb should go with:

"Allota Lagina" - as in "Fagina"

"Liz Handy Sister" - she's got to be handy if he's to win the WDC

🙂

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Roxanne:

Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light

Those days are over

You don't have to sell your body to the night

Roxanne, you don't have to wear that dress tonight

Walk the streets for money

You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right

OR

Jude

Hey Jude, don't make it bad...

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I personally think he should play it a bit dirty and start the "hilarious" mind games on his competitors - so, with that in mind, why not try;

Raunchy Raquel

Naughty Nicole

Juicy Jessica

etc etc

eg;

Sebastian: I just got on pole with Naughty Nicole.

Lewis: you WHAT??

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Mike from Medellin, Colombia

If it turns out to be very slow he should call it Giovanna Amati.

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Luscious Liz's lustier twin

He has to keep the name Liz in there as my friend has abandonned Mclaren this year as she is called Liz, and is therefore supporting him. Also she is going to name her new car Sebastian after him.

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Samantha Price

Liz's jailbait cousin

or (not that I am at all biased)

Sultry Samantha

(and yes I know it doesn't fit the naming convention)

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what about "Luscious Liz' reliable sister?"

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Desirous Desire

Vicious Viv

Tempting Tina

Charming Cheryl

Gorgeous/Glamorous Grace

Mighty Michelle

Naughty/Nasty Natalie

Spicy Sara

Shameless Sheila

Mad Melanie

Bad Becky

Wild Vicky

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Magnificent Monalisa

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Doesn't matter what he names the car, he'll still probably put it on the pole. To that end, what does it say about the Red Bull that he could still beat every other car except his teammate and Kubica with a hurt car?

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But if it has to start with an "L" then make it

Lolita!

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Lucky Liz

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Prancing Sofia

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Red bull gives you "Wings & Wins!"

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kates dirty sisters filthy cousin.

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Mike Misgerett

2. Dizzy Lizzy

3. Leaping Liz

1. Liz The Biz

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Loose Liz - clearly the "women" around him are so loose they are falling apart.

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ha ha ...I know her!! oldie but a goodie! #:)

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Prof Bolshaviks

Mercedes

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Red Sonia

(hmmmmmm...)

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Roxette: Adrian's revenge.

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Fast Fiona

Winning Wanda or Wining Wanda if its a bad chassis

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Cheatin' Chelsea

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Betty Swallox - now there's a name that should have been on the top of our tongues.

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Of course I mean't "tip of your tongue", or was it just a freudian slip!

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Mike Misgerett

You deserve a tongue lashing for that!

And not from Betty - lest you slip on Herr Freud again...

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Liz' sister is dirtier than Kates

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lacivious layla

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How about Crazy Casey.. nice ring to it..

hope i'm not too late..

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Luscious Liz's twin

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Nelly Smickers!!! or Betty Swollocks.....or how about just naming it "That annoying little runt from over there"..

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Gracious Gabriella

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Steve H "sunny Southport"

Enjoyable bit of fun indeed.

Perhaps you can find out what SV called the car I believe he used in 2008 from Aus to Turkey (STR-02/4B)? (also possibly in 2007 STR-02/2). From Monaco it was STR-03/3 "Julie".

Then, if memory serves correctly, he used chassis 03/2 in Canada after practice crash in 03/3 "Julie".

Did he have name for 03/2 if that was the case?

After that race it was back to "Julie" for the rest of the year.

In 2009, after RB5/3's "Kate" demise in Aus, he used RB5/1 "Kate's Dirty Sister" (Malaya to Turkey)

I believe he then used chassis RB5/4 for three races (GB, Germany, Hung) which, I was informed at the time, he also called "Kate" before reverting back to RB5/1 "Kate's Dirty Sister" for the remainder of the season.

And then along came RB6/3 and "Luscious Liz" for the opening races in 2010.

Excellent blog and great to have some light-hearted fun.

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Well he seems to goto the next letter for his names, how bout "Magnificent Mary"

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The name for Seb's new car: "Randy Rhonda"

And he can sing the Beach Boys song "Help Me Rhonda" as he screams around the track!

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