Posted on December 14, 2010
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1. Posted By: Phil
Date: December 14th, 2010 @ 5:22 am
Alonso: “Danmit, I’m seventh in line again. It’s like Abu Dhabi all over again.”
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2. Posted By: Dylan
Date: December 14th, 2010 @ 7:56 am
Pic 1:
Montezemelo “Now all we need is Peewee Hermann and this scene is complete!”
also
Massa to Alonso “I’ll give you three months mate and you won’t even need that fake white beard to be a proper Santa”
Alonso to Massa “Give me three months mate and I’ll be re-passing you into the pit straight in Bahrain”
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3. Posted By: Mr G
Date: December 14th, 2010 @ 9:32 am
Montezemolo ” I thought I was not going to get into politics, handing out gifts ???!!!!
The blue mouse to the yellow mouse ” I thought we had only 1 Father Christmas in the world and he had a white beard not a white bib !!!!
Massa is dreaming of what he asked to Father Christmas, coming before Alonso next season.
Alonso is thinking how to ruin Massa’s 2011 once again.
Fisichella is looking into the distance thinking, was I that bad this year with Ferrari ? Yes I was
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4. Posted By: sw6569
Date: December 14th, 2010 @ 10:04 am
Massa: Because i’ve been a good boy this year, i’ve asked father christmas for 6 tenths
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5. Posted By: theothercoldone
Date: December 14th, 2010 @ 11:04 am
Ferrari’s new drivers’ overalls appear to need a little work still, while in other news the prancing horse mascot appears to have been replaced by a gurning mouse…
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6. Posted By: number
Date: December 14th, 2010 @ 11:10 am
i got only one caption.
lol
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7. Posted By: theothercoldone
Date: December 14th, 2010 @ 11:35 am
Ferrari driver lineup caught in compromising position. All attempt to manfully look the other way as Tea Stilton strikes a pose…
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8. Posted By: Maurice A
Date: December 14th, 2010 @ 12:30 pm
Alonso – Is 30 million really worth it? Woossaaa!!!!
Massa – Get the sleigh and send me back to the hungarian hospital.
Montezemolo – “Thank god i’m the president
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9. Posted By: Matthew Green
Date: December 14th, 2010 @ 1:56 pm
is alonso the one with the big ears ?
Matt
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10. Posted By: F1 dingo
Date: December 14th, 2010 @ 2:03 pm
red bull drivers go undercover in an attempt to infiltrate ferrari’s 2011 plans….
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11. Posted By: Thaicook
Date: December 14th, 2010 @ 3:00 pm
When saying ‘Cheese’ gets you much more than you bargained for
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12. Posted By: Douglas
Date: December 14th, 2010 @ 6:28 pm
Proof that there is no such thing as badly construed publicity.
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13. Posted By: sixtenths
Date: December 14th, 2010 @ 6:31 pm
Looks like they pitted the Elves a lap too early !
All sense of self respect and integrity clearly obeyed team orders and crashed into the wall the moment Luca lost it and called the costume makers.
Thanks for all the Ammo guys ! This will going for years…. ROFLtastic
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14. Posted By: Chris
Date: December 14th, 2010 @ 6:44 pm
Alonso: “I know we had to remove the Marlboro logos but this is going too far”.
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15. Posted By: BiggusJimmus
Date: December 14th, 2010 @ 9:01 pm
Ho. Mouse. Ho. Ho. Ho. Mouse. Ho. Ho.
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16. Posted By: Hairs
Date: December 14th, 2010 @ 11:42 pm
“Ferrari assign their drivers’ finishing order for next year’s races.”
“Massa reveals Ferrari’s real second string drivers in desperate attempt to shore up credibility”
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17. Posted By: the donjonnellan
Date: December 15th, 2010 @ 12:35 am
“Blue Mouse….
Yellow Mouse is much more entertaining than you… do you understand?”
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Courant Cramoisi Reply:
December 27th, 2010 at 1:18 pm
THIS one made me laugh OUT LOUD. Bravo. BRAVISSIMO!
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18. Posted By: Alexis
Date: December 15th, 2010 @ 12:47 am
Massa:
“Just think of the £10,000 you’re getting for this…”
“Just think of the £10,000 you’re getting for this…”
Alonso:
“Just think of the £50,000 you’re getting for this…”
“Just think of the £50,000 you’re getting for this…”
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Me Reply:
December 15th, 2010 at 6:47 pm
HAHAHAHAHA
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Courant Cramoisi Reply:
December 27th, 2010 at 1:18 pm
Also pretty dang good!
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19. Posted By: Sergio
Date: December 15th, 2010 @ 1:15 pm
Yes I agree. It is a tremendous gift for English press. Enjoy “journalists”.
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20. Posted By: Carl
Date: December 15th, 2010 @ 3:51 pm
Mouse Costume?
Check
Rat Costume?
Check
Christmas Pixies?
Check
Where is the Goose?
Second From The Right
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21. Posted By: Carl
Date: December 15th, 2010 @ 3:54 pm
Monty
” Hey – I think the big yellow rodent farted?”
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22. Posted By: My Tuppence...
Date: December 16th, 2010 @ 2:25 am
Alonso: Why does being so nice and unselfish have to be so much hard work? “Hey Luca, aren’t I supposed to be the #1 driver here? I should be keeping all the presents”
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