As we mentioned the other day, Sebastian Vettel is getting a new chassis for next weekend’s Turkish Grand Prix. And in keeping with his tradition of naming cars after girls, it’s going to need a name.
Vettel: Will new chassis bring him more wins? (Darren Heath)
Red Bull announced that Vettel’s Monaco chassis was damaged and the team has built up and sent out a new one to Istanbul. It should be identical to the old one as chassis are homologated these days as a cost saving measure, so there is no incentive to bring out a B Spec car.
Vettel has a tradition of naming his cars, as American bomber pilots did with their planes in WWII. I think it’s a fantastic idea and is one of the things that defines Vettel as not only very human but also very warm and amusing. Other drivers, including Michael Schumacher, have admitted talking to their cars in the closing laps of races, to make sure they get them home.
“It’s important to have a close relationship with a car,” he has said. “Like a ship, a car should be named after a girl as it’s sexy.”
His Toro Rosso car, in which he won the 2008 Italian Grand Prix was called “Julie.”
Last year’s Red Bull in which he was runner up in the world championship he named “Kate’s Dirty Sister”.
“My original car was called Kate. But then it got smashed at the opening race in Australia. So we called this one Kate’s Dirty Sister because it is more aggressive and faster,” he said after winning in China last year.
Adieu Luscious Liz. Vettel has a new mount (Darren Heath)
And this year he called his car “Luscious Liz”. The whole team joins in with this humour, it was even the subject of an official Red Bull team Tweet announcing the name.
Luscious Liz has had mixed fortunes, with three pole positions and a win in Malaysia, but some mechanical issues which have cost him the outright championship lead. He will hope that the successor to Luscious Liz brings him more luck.
And now that Luscious Liz has been scrapped, he will need a new name for his new car.
Please send in your best suggestions in the comments box and I will pass them on to Sebastian and the team.
1. Posted By: Elliot
Date: May 23rd, 2010 @ 10:01 pm
Daring Dolly!
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Matthew H Reply:
May 23rd, 2010 at 10:41 pm
Lazy Susan.. it goes round and round and round and round and round… but not as fast as Webber
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Hutch Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 3:14 am
This one wins!
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M. Walker Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 10:47 am
Grace, as being an F1 driver is a wonderful gift.
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Oubay Zakkar Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 4:12 pm
How About Fancy Nancy?? it’s got a nice ring to it eh?
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Rachel Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 7:51 pm
Haha, Fancy Nancy sounds good
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2. Posted By: Craig
Date: May 23rd, 2010 @ 10:09 pm
Marvelous Melanie
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Galapago555 Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 9:40 am
Marvelous Mary?
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3. Posted By: John Gibson
Date: May 23rd, 2010 @ 10:10 pm
Frank Jackson.
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4. Posted By: William McCone
Date: May 23rd, 2010 @ 10:12 pm
Fiesty Fionia!
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Galapago555 Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 2:28 pm
Molly Malone
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5. Posted By: Mark D. Johnson
Date: May 23rd, 2010 @ 10:15 pm
Name for Seb’s car: Hellacious Heidi
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6. Posted By: Raja Sen
Date: May 23rd, 2010 @ 10:16 pm
Stickshift Stella, Muddy Megan, Fast Fanny, Power Girl…
Gotta love Seb.
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Dulait Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 8:35 am
Stickshift Stella…….brilliant!
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HowardHughes Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 9:40 am
Blimey – I wrote ‘Fast Fanny’, convinced that no one else on Earth would be so weird as to also choose it!
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7. Posted By: Steve Mc
Date: May 23rd, 2010 @ 10:23 pm
Ethel.
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David Turnedge Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 12:51 am
+1
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Bob Stiff Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 6:17 pm
No, there’s always been Ethel!
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8. Posted By: Michael Kielty
Date: May 23rd, 2010 @ 10:26 pm
I reckon he should go with Samantha. Hopefully this new chassis will give him the edge over webber!
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9. Posted By: Andrew
Date: May 23rd, 2010 @ 10:27 pm
Sweaty Betty.
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Matthew H Reply:
May 23rd, 2010 at 10:42 pm
hahaha
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CD Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 2:11 pm
That’s it, Sweaty Betty…perfect.
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10. Posted By: Moohcowh
Date: May 23rd, 2010 @ 10:28 pm
Perhaps it should really be Liz’s hot cousin, rather than another dirty sister.
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Rasczak Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 8:56 am
That is probably the closest idea, however isn’t the chassis that was damaged already the hot cousin, and SV is now going back to a Liz already used this season ?
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11. Posted By: Dulait
Date: May 23rd, 2010 @ 10:29 pm
Bull fightress
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12. Posted By: Dulait
Date: May 23rd, 2010 @ 10:31 pm
Bullette
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Boogie 4T Reply:
May 23rd, 2010 at 11:11 pm
Great name! oh wait, that means meat ball in German…
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13. Posted By: michael grievson
Date: May 23rd, 2010 @ 10:32 pm
He should call her Alice Rose, after my daughter.
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14. Posted By: Micheál Breen
Date: May 23rd, 2010 @ 10:33 pm
Queen Elizabeth II
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Ajay Reply:
May 23rd, 2010 at 11:03 pm
Um, I think he’ll be driving an F1 car, not a luxury liner…
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15. Posted By: Fausto Cunha
Date: May 23rd, 2010 @ 10:34 pm
I would go with Sexy Giselle.
Giselle bündchen is the sexiest women in the world.
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16. Posted By: Tommy K.
Date: May 23rd, 2010 @ 10:35 pm
HOPE!
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Markle SchuMarker Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 1:07 am
Aww, you beat me to it!
Faith or Charity?
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17. Posted By: Mikey_c
Date: May 23rd, 2010 @ 10:35 pm
Foxy Frederique
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18. Posted By: Stefan
Date: May 23rd, 2010 @ 10:36 pm
How about “Lucy”?
I mean, the cars going to be almost identical, so the name should reflect this, and Lucy sounds almost like a contraction of “Luscious Liz”.
That’s before you get to it having the same vowel sounds as “Julie” the car in which he first one.
I think it’s a good fit, and I really hope his new car brings him a spot more good luck than Liz did…
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19. Posted By: Craig D
Date: May 23rd, 2010 @ 10:40 pm
Vivavcious Viv
Moist Meg
Tasty Tina
Effusive Emily
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20. Posted By: chris
Date: May 23rd, 2010 @ 10:47 pm
Well, I assume its got to begin with m, so marvellous madeline
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George Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 12:27 am
Touchy.
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Nick F Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 2:05 am
Good Point.
Your right they are going in alphabetical order.
I was going to suggest he named the car after some famous female he wanted to meet, but it having to begin with M limits it a bit.
James, What’s going on in Vettel’s love life? Are these names just being picked randomly out of the air or do they have greater meaning? It’s a great opportunity for him to send a message to someone. Of course then he would have the hassle of the press if he did pick the name of a person he knew.
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James Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 5:05 am
Yes, but this is a mid-season change so technically it should start with “L”. Something like “Liz’s Legacy”
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homelesspimp Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 5:33 pm
lily’s lapdance
loose louie/lewis
lippy liz
leggy logan
legless layla
lusty lola
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21. Posted By: SpeedSaint85
Date: May 23rd, 2010 @ 10:48 pm
Seb & Sonic
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22. Posted By: SpeedSaint85
Date: May 23rd, 2010 @ 10:49 pm
or Seb-Sonic
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Bevan Reply:
May 23rd, 2010 at 11:09 pm
Yours is the best yet IMO,& they can call the other Web-Sonic,lol
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23. Posted By: Scribe
Date: May 23rd, 2010 @ 10:52 pm
Grayson Perry
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24. Posted By: paxdog 57
Date: May 23rd, 2010 @ 10:52 pm
sheila’s sister
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Frenchie Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 2:43 pm
Red Bull becoming more and more Aussie. Good thinking. He he he…
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25. Posted By: Daniel
Date: May 23rd, 2010 @ 10:53 pm
Sultry Susan
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26. Posted By: Mouse_Nightshirt
Date: May 23rd, 2010 @ 10:54 pm
Bob.
Simply, Bob.
Simple, elegant, fast.
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rfs Reply:
May 23rd, 2010 at 11:19 pm
Bob isn’t a girl.
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Bob Stiff Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 6:21 pm
What about short for Roberta? That could be Bob, or Bobby, or in the case of my daughter, Bert!
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Bar Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 12:09 am
But Bob is short for Kate, and he’s already had a Kate!
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CroftFan Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 9:10 am
As Edmund Blackadder would say:
“Bob, unusual name for a girl?”
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murray Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 3:37 pm
There was a Lady Colin Campbell defending Sarah Ferguson’s attempt to be a self-funded retiree. I heard Blackadder too!
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CroftFan Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 3:53 pm
What makes it even more confusing is that Lady Colin Campbell was actually born as a boy named George William Ziadie. He/she had ‘gender-issues’, changed sex, & renamed herself Georgie before marrying Lord Colin Campbell.
I am not sure even Blackadder could have come up with that storyline
27. Posted By: TR
Date: May 23rd, 2010 @ 11:00 pm
My nomination for the name of Vettel’s car is
(drum roll, please)..
Pole-dancing Paula!
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TR Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 2:47 pm
My thanks to the posters who pointed out the alphabetical trend – so it’s “L”. How ’bout -
“Lusty Lana”.
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28. Posted By: Uzair
Date: May 23rd, 2010 @ 11:05 pm
Liz’s Dirty Sister
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29. Posted By: Phil
Date: May 23rd, 2010 @ 11:06 pm
Racey Macy
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30. Posted By: Piranha
Date: May 23rd, 2010 @ 11:06 pm
Dana
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31. Posted By: Peter
Date: May 23rd, 2010 @ 11:07 pm
Happy Heidi
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32. Posted By: b4llist1k
Date: May 23rd, 2010 @ 11:08 pm
Racy Stacy
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33. Posted By: Dominic
Date: May 23rd, 2010 @ 11:09 pm
Bob
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34. Posted By: AmandaG
Date: May 23rd, 2010 @ 11:10 pm
Well as he keeps the same letter per year, it will still begin with an L. As he kept Kate in last years name I think he should keep Luscious Liz in the name.
Mine is
Luscious Liz’s lovely twin.
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35. Posted By: Donna Quick
Date: May 23rd, 2010 @ 11:12 pm
Dangerous Donna!
as im a huge F1 fan
i was gonna say dainty Donna but its not very tough! lol
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36. Posted By: Jazmin
Date: May 23rd, 2010 @ 11:13 pm
Juicy Jazmin! Copyright
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37. Posted By: minel
Date: May 23rd, 2010 @ 11:14 pm
Racy Stacey!!!!! my friend stacey adores him she also rubbed Jensons Maclaren for good luck in Australia and he won!!!! so its a no brainer!!!
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38. Posted By: Melinda Knowles
Date: May 23rd, 2010 @ 11:16 pm
Saucy Stella
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39. Posted By: Alexx
Date: May 23rd, 2010 @ 11:21 pm
Roxanne
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40. Posted By: Superfast
Date: May 23rd, 2010 @ 11:22 pm
Wings & wins!
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41. Posted By: keps
Date: May 23rd, 2010 @ 11:23 pm
exotic jessica or exoticjess
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42. Posted By: by_tor
Date: May 23rd, 2010 @ 11:23 pm
I humbly suggest “Evil Edna”.
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Frenchie Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 2:45 pm
Dame Edna?
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43. Posted By: Robyn
Date: May 23rd, 2010 @ 11:23 pm
Precious Portia
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44. Posted By: Trent
Date: May 23rd, 2010 @ 11:28 pm
‘Vicky’ – he likes Little Britain, doesn’t he??!
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45. Posted By: DutchLassie
Date: May 23rd, 2010 @ 11:31 pm
What about “Zoë”?
It seems Renault may have problems naming its new model Renault Zoe, so maybe Vettel (with Renault engine) can…(without a lawsuit http://bit.ly/bQZ62s)
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46. Posted By: Tombstone
Date: May 23rd, 2010 @ 11:31 pm
Luscious Lola.
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47. Posted By: Wu
Date: May 23rd, 2010 @ 11:32 pm
How about ‘Webber’s missus’?
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John Whitling Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 2:19 pm
Too funny but that almost guarantees a Webber win again ..
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48. Posted By: Peter
Date: May 23rd, 2010 @ 11:33 pm
Frogmella
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49. Posted By: BiggusJimmus
Date: May 23rd, 2010 @ 11:37 pm
Gertie
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50. Posted By: Aamir Mohammed
Date: May 23rd, 2010 @ 11:38 pm
Randy Rebecca
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51. Posted By: roberto
Date: May 23rd, 2010 @ 11:45 pm
Flash Irene
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52. Posted By: Daniel HL
Date: May 23rd, 2010 @ 11:45 pm
Holy Molly
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Daniel HL Reply:
May 23rd, 2010 at 11:46 pm
or Holly Molly
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53. Posted By: Lockster
Date: May 23rd, 2010 @ 11:51 pm
i’d go with either blistering bessie or blistering betty.
Actually I believe that they are both derivatives of “Elizabeth” as is (Luscious)Liz so it would be an appropriate successor for Liz.
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54. Posted By: Enxia
Date: May 23rd, 2010 @ 11:51 pm
“Super Maria”
Super Mario should have a capable wife later his life as a driver should have a competitive car to win
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55. Posted By: Steve
Date: May 23rd, 2010 @ 11:58 pm
Luverrly Liza
Lusty Lucy
Liz’s Faster Friend
My fave suggestion is ‘Sweaty Betty’ especially as Betty is a variant of Elizebeth. Unfortunately Betty is my mum’s name so I will have to veto, I know what Seb does to his cars!
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bennyboy Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 6:45 pm
liz’es filthy cousin
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Luis Reply:
May 26th, 2010 at 12:12 pm
HAHAHA!!! Best one so far!
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56. Posted By: Liam
Date: May 23rd, 2010 @ 11:59 pm
Liz’s Lusty Sister
keeping with the his 09 idea of a new car being ‘sister’
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57. Posted By: Jon
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 12:00 am
Liz’s Evil Twin
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58. Posted By: fausta
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 12:01 am
Stella
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59. Posted By: ctlnmihai
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 12:03 am
Rosalinda
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60. Posted By: Jeff
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 12:03 am
Vera Wynn
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61. Posted By: Johnny Boy
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 12:05 am
Reliable Rita
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62. Posted By: Matt key
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 12:09 am
Liz’s lucky sister
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63. Posted By: Dolores
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 12:12 am
Dolores the Drag Queen(Drag down the the first corner, that is)
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64. Posted By: DK
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 12:12 am
Vicky
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65. Posted By: Peter West
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 12:15 am
Sizzling Sarah!
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66. Posted By: Antoni Walkowski
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 12:16 am
Paul O’Grady?
Seriously though, the new car’s name should reflect Seb’s driving style.
My propositions:
Lightning Lucy
Amazing Grace
Black Betty
Speedy Susan
Darling Dora
Her Majesty’s Underpants
Rock Band Groupie
I could think of a few more, though I doubt Seb would even think of using any one of those…
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67. Posted By: F1Droid
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 12:17 am
Mamma Mia
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68. Posted By: Steve
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 12:21 am
tell him to grow up and drop the unnecessary misogyny
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Frenchie Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 2:52 pm
Misogyny? What?
This is a car. In some Latin based languages, where everything has a gender, a car is a female object (taking conviently French as an example):
- UNE voiture (and not UN voiture)
- UNE formule 1
It does make sense that by giving it a name, it is a female name. It is a sign of affection. Peace brother.
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Milton Reply:
May 25th, 2010 at 1:44 am
In portuguese and spanish car is a male object.
But I agree with you, there’s no harm in calling a car by a woman name.
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69. Posted By: murray
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 12:22 am
Vicky/Victoria?
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70. Posted By: Tess Tarossa
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 12:22 am
Kate? Julie? Liz?
Somehow none of those names seem sexy. At all. And anyway, how is a sexy name going to cement his “relationship” with his car? Actually, don’t answer that.
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71. Posted By: alexander King
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 12:39 am
“Sweaty Betty” was perfect. That’s my vote!
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72. Posted By: Mat
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 12:47 am
Lizzies Revenge!
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73. Posted By: Tombong
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 12:47 am
Chaterine of Aragon
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74. Posted By: Lalit
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 12:49 am
How about Mrs. Webber?
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75. Posted By: build, Melbourne, Australia
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 12:50 am
She’ll be undressed after every session, so how about Gypsy Rose.
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76. Posted By: mark
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 12:52 am
Ann… after Webber’s partner.
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77. Posted By: Paul
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 12:53 am
Racey Tracy
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78. Posted By: Mia
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 1:01 am
Victoria of course. Victoria means winner,victorious,conquering.
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79. Posted By: build, Melbourne, Australia
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 1:02 am
As this is a replacement for Lucious Liz who was faulty, perhaps Better Betty.
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80. Posted By: Matthew
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 1:03 am
Genny
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81. Posted By: Lamer
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 1:03 am
Thin Lizzy
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82. Posted By: Midnight Toper
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 1:06 am
Denise Denise,
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83. Posted By: Stacey
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 1:08 am
Racy Stacey
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84. Posted By: Phil
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 1:13 am
Given that they can’t have a B spec chassis it must be an “A” chassis so Liza.
So I’ll go with lascivious Liza
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85. Posted By: Zobra Wambleska
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 1:15 am
Lizzie’s faster finger.
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86. Posted By: Matthew Villari
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 1:19 am
“Mark’s little bitch”
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87. Posted By: jeremy
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 1:34 am
ann neal
thnxs
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88. Posted By: Uppili
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 1:35 am
Placebo!!
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89. Posted By: Plushpile
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 1:36 am
It’s gotta be Mona.
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90. Posted By: Érico
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 1:40 am
Pamela, or Desiré, after his desire to win the title.
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91. Posted By: grimmeeNZ
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 1:43 am
Red Riding Hood (of course!)
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92. Posted By: Karl
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 1:45 am
Victoria (as in Victorious and Victorias Collection..)
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93. Posted By: Bello
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 1:54 am
horny Haifa. (Horny to win) LOLz
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94. Posted By: Realyn
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 2:04 am
From Autosport Forum:
Marks little Bitch
This would be so damn awesome
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95. Posted By: Tracy
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 2:24 am
Lola.
Because even though she’s sexy, she’s not -really- a girl.
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96. Posted By: Scott
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 2:28 am
James maybe you should have made it clear that the names given are in alphabetical order, and only change letter with the year. The new name (if one is given) will still be an “L”.
Also I’m pretty sure this chassis has been used already and is not new. I think it was used by him in testing. Are you able to confirm this?
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97. Posted By: Brace
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 2:33 am
Isn’t he supposed to keep the same name?
I mean, he is not naming particular chassis but the current year’s car in general.
I suppose the had more than one chassis over the course of the whole last season but it still had the same name.
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98. Posted By: Aaron B
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 2:34 am
Vicious Val
Scrumptious Sarah
these are my best two
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99. Posted By: Dexter
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 2:35 am
1. Dirty Diane
2. Break Down Betty
3. Moody Madison
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100. Posted By: Ronoson
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 3:00 am
JORDAN
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101. Posted By: Zooropabob
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 3:07 am
Mamasita
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Zooropabob Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 3:07 am
As in “a hot mama”
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102. Posted By: Irish conor
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 3:17 am
Lucious lizs hot mom
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103. Posted By: Chris
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 3:18 am
Lorena.
Alonso’s sister’s name, it’ll drive him crazy.
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104. Posted By: mike
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 3:22 am
Name it “The Wicked Witch” because she is going to be a bitch for the rest of the field to deal with!
m²
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105. Posted By: paddy
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 3:24 am
Soapy Sally he’s gonna need her to be if he is to beat off those Fduct Mac
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106. Posted By: BeenDun
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 3:30 am
Susie Second
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107. Posted By: John Z
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 3:32 am
MK Missile, for Red Bull’s HQ.
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108. Posted By: mylexicon
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 3:34 am
Delectable Danielle
Ravishing Racquel
Bodacious Belle
I dunno, there are tons of good names and adjectives.
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109. Posted By: cmnxvi
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 3:39 am
I think he should name her (Silvia) it’s a change……only Silvia.
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Luis Reply:
May 26th, 2010 at 12:16 pm
Nissan Sylvia? :S
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claudio Nuñez Reply:
May 26th, 2010 at 6:04 pm
NO
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110. Posted By: Peter Jones
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 3:41 am
Bull Shirley
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111. Posted By: Pete Schnabel
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 3:54 am
I like Fiona, but would add Feisty.
So, Feisty Fiona.
Def: Full of spirit or pluck; frisky or spunky
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112. Posted By: John
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 3:55 am
If he keeps moving up the alphabet, Malicious Melanie.
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113. Posted By: Bob
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 4:09 am
Bodacious Betty
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114. Posted By: f1jocker12
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 4:09 am
it’s only one name per season… the 2010 car is named “luscious liz”.. not the chassis… what? you think sebastian has a harem?
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115. Posted By: Peckers96
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 4:26 am
Not sure how commonly known this is, but Mark Webber’s nickname back in the Queanbeyan Kart Racing Club days was “Potsie”, as in Warren “Potsie” Weber from Happy Days.
Therefore, I think Seb should call his new car “Jennifer Jerome”, who happens to have been Warren Weber’s long-time girlfriend in the show.
I’ll leave all of the crude innuendo about Seb driving Potsie’s girl to your collective imaginations.
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116. Posted By: Tommo
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 4:27 am
Milton’s Missus.
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117. Posted By: Frenchie
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 4:34 am
How about Homy Annie?
James, take your top five suggestions and ask people to vote. I’m sure you could let Seb know what the result is during the grand prix weekend.
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118. Posted By: Andrew (in Melbourne)
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 4:37 am
Webbers Wife.
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119. Posted By: Maurice A
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 4:39 am
MILF Mandy
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120. Posted By: woodinsight
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 4:57 am
Slippery Sue
– as an aid to easier penetration (of air!)
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121. Posted By: Dzu-Fast
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 5:28 am
I’ve heard Vettel is a big fan of the Beatles , so I suggest Polythene Pam .
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Frenchie Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 2:58 pm
On the same Beatles track, how about ‘Michelle’ or ‘Michelle ma belle’ with la French touch for his Renault engine maybe.
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122. Posted By: Ash
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 5:33 am
Fiesty Fionia
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123. Posted By: Parthi
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 5:38 am
The perennial bridesmaid?
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124. Posted By: adi
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 5:47 am
Seeing that there is nothing wrong with the old chassis maybe seb is having an early midlife crisis. He should stick with his current chasss cos the grass isnt always greener on the other side. However if he must trade liz in for a younger model it might as well be a hot high school girl called Horny Hailey….
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125. Posted By: Josh Ryan
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 5:50 am
Does he move onto ‘M’ now?
I hope he doesn’t go down the sister path that he did last year. Liz was high maintenance enough, you don’t want her younger sister. She’d be even worse.
Don’t get me wrong, Liz had some qualities – she was hot as hell, but you knew she’d never last the distance.
I reckon he’ll call it Martha.
Mischievous Martha?
If it’s as unreliable as Liz was, then maybe ‘Moaning Martha’. Or ‘Melodramatic Martha’.
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126. Posted By: hellasf1
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 5:54 am
geoff !!!
after Top Gear’s ” ambitious but rubbish ” hybrid car
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127. Posted By: Lindsay
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 5:57 am
Troy Queef
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128. Posted By: Sachin Mahendran
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 5:59 am
Rick James
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129. Posted By: Matt
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 6:00 am
Sandy
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130. Posted By: Vlad_A
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 6:16 am
Rageing Rachel
)
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131. Posted By: Taylor
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 6:18 am
Almighty Liza
Liza’s mother
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132. Posted By: John
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 6:25 am
Lizzy Lovette
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133. Posted By: Torque
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 6:30 am
Ducted Diana.
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134. Posted By: Matt
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 6:42 am
Ambitious Angie
…
Horny Horner
Titty Tina
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135. Posted By: Marcin
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 6:44 am
Magnificent Monique
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136. Posted By: For Sure
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 6:47 am
How about Britney?
Just to make Rosberg a bit uncomfortable.
“Vettle is pushing Britney to the limits”.
Sounds slightly disturbing haha.
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137. Posted By: Mortimer N. Cobblepop
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 6:51 am
I’m astounded by the glut of people who don’t notice (or just completely disregard) the (seemingly) obvious patterns of what is (apparently) Seb’s car-naming convention.
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Prof Bolshaviks Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 2:51 pm
Just to clarify did it go
Kate – Liz? What was the one before called?
Was his toro rosso a J?
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Prof Bolshaviks Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 2:56 pm
I just read it was julie. Ignore
me.
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Mortimer N. Cobblepop Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 5:46 pm
Done and done.
138. Posted By: Ledzep4pm
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 6:57 am
Raunchy Rachel anyone?
should probably have lucky in the name
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139. Posted By: Ledzep4pm
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 6:58 am
call it mark webber LOL
or
Lucky Lucy
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140. Posted By: B
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 7:10 am
Adriana (Newey)
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Luis Reply:
May 26th, 2010 at 12:19 pm
Lima
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141. Posted By: jim
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 7:20 am
luscious Liz’s placebo
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142. Posted By: Miguel
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 7:27 am
Glorious Gloria
Will give him a Glorious win.
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143. Posted By: snoozer
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 7:28 am
He’s probably way to young to remember the movie but how about….
“Der blaue Engel”
Marlene Dietrich’s character name was Lola Lola so there’s even a racing connection.
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144. Posted By: Amritraj
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 7:28 am
Lorena (from Lorena “Bobbitt”). That’s what Seb would be hoping his car does to other drivers!
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145. Posted By: Micrespond
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 7:41 am
Seb prefers “dirty” name for his cars, so:
- it should be: Bloody Mary…
but
- it can also be: Slutty Susan…
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146. Posted By: Gil Dogon
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 7:56 am
Well , someone before stated that it should start with an ‘M’ but since we are still in 2010 and keeping with tradition it should still be an ‘L’ one. I suggest :
Lucky Lola.
And I know they failed to re-enter F1 but I just like the name ….
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147. Posted By: Tom87
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 7:56 am
Hi guys,
I might be wrong but I believe Seb has used a different letter of the alphabet each year of his racing career, starting with his first single seater car with a name beginning with ‘A’. That’s why Kate’s dirty sister still began with the letter ‘K’.
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148. Posted By: AndrewW
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 7:58 am
What about Corrupted Fergie or Dodgy Duchess
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149. Posted By: JohnBt
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 8:08 am
Slick Vicky (SV)
Sebeastian Vettel (SV)
I though there has to be some relationship to his initials.
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150. Posted By: Stephen Hopkinson
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 8:10 am
He’s been moving up a letter of the alphabet each year: Julia, Kate, then Liz. So the next one should either be a variation on Liz (Hot Cousin sounded good) or another L. Lairy Laura?
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151. Posted By: Leo
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 8:21 am
I understand Seb follows alphabetical order, so presumably the next car should have a name beginning with the letter M.
I’d like to suggest the name Marnie. Then, if she proves to be a winner, he can call her Mighty Marnie. If she is less reliable, she can be Moody Marnie.
Whatever he calls her, I hope she brings him joy. He is a great asset to the sport.
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152. Posted By: Jason Greer
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 8:25 am
Lavish Liza
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153. Posted By: Col
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 8:30 am
Dirty Diana
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154. Posted By: Auntie Betty
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 8:32 am
Bizzy Lizzy
Time to really get going Seb!!!
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155. Posted By: bong
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 8:33 am
Sexy Suzy !!!
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156. Posted By: Kieran
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 8:34 am
Mandy the Minx, if it has to be an M.
If not,
Lucid Liz – a bit less gorgeous, a little more effective!
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157. Posted By: Matej Sagmeister
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 8:39 am
1.Wild Xsara ( renault )
2.Red Clara ( red bull )
3.Devilish Lara
4.Sensitive Anna
5.Red Gina
6.Scorpio Hanna
Or simply as Jackson did it : Dirty Diana !!!
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158. Posted By: Matt M
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 8:39 am
Lewis
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159. Posted By: Steve Arnott
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 8:45 am
SandRed Bullock
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160. Posted By: Michael
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 8:47 am
I second Stefan on Lucy .. a name that reflects the similarities between the two.
Another would be “Splendid Susie”. A touch closer to his first win with Julie also ending with “ie”. Hopefully this one will help him up the ultimate notch as WDC.
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161. Posted By: Paul W
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 8:47 am
How about simply ‘Mrs Vettel’. It starts with an ‘M’ at least. If he likes his women a bit rough then he could call her Mucky Mandy.
One way to wind up Webber is to call her Mark`s Missus.
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162. Posted By: Dl
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 9:00 am
Tess
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163. Posted By: Snake
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 9:01 am
Sinful Sienna………..because that car will do things that no other car could ever dream of doing!!!
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164. Posted By: Phil Waddell
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 9:01 am
Nora Batty
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165. Posted By: TC351
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 9:01 am
Webber’s Bitch
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boom! Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 3:33 pm
HHAHAHAAHAHAHHA!
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166. Posted By: guy
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 9:04 am
Shirley.
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167. Posted By: Volantiz
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 9:08 am
Downstairs Dedrie
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168. Posted By: seb
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 9:09 am
Marvelous Madeline’s Mom
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169. Posted By: tank
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 9:11 am
Vivacious Veronica
Vivacious for tenacity and high spirit.
Veronica because it means “She who brings victory”.
Some very good and funny ones in the other comments.
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Mia Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 11:00 am
Lucas di Grassi´s car is named Veronica (and Timo Glocks car Virginia.)
We cant have 2 Veronica´s on the grid, or can we ?
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170. Posted By: sixtenths
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 9:13 am
Dave.
Just to wind up the Homophobes….and blokes called Dave.
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171. Posted By: Derek Lorimer
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 9:14 am
Ermintrude ( from the Magic Roundabout )
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172. Posted By: Galapago555
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 9:18 am
J (ulie), K (ate), L (iz),… looks that it is the moment for a “M”. I suggest Magic Mary
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173. Posted By: Roadslave
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 9:21 am
Jucy Lucy.
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174. Posted By: Alan
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 9:22 am
Juicy Lucy!?
It’s got a certain ring to it I think…
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175. Posted By: max
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 9:23 am
Kate’s mum
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176. Posted By: Richard D
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 9:28 am
Carsandra? Bullinda? If he’s continuing in alphabetical order I reckon he’d like the name Melanie.
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177. Posted By: Tufty
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 9:29 am
How about Betty Swallocks?
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178. Posted By: Grant
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 9:34 am
Nancy. Nice Nancy
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Oubay Zakkar Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 4:11 pm
FANCY NANCY!!!!!!!
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179. Posted By: Dimitris
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 9:40 am
Drunk Methanolia
Loose Monica
Neighbour’s Daughter!
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180. Posted By: HowardHughes
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 9:40 am
Racy Ruby.
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181. Posted By: Dave
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 9:41 am
Well, if it was Julie one season, then Kate and Kate’s dirty sister the next, and then Luscious Liz, this one presumably is also an L – the M will be next season.
So in keeping with his decision to name the replacement after the original (a la the dirty sister), I’m included to agree with Moohcowh and go with something like Liz’s hot cousin.
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182. Posted By: David
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 9:42 am
Waltzing Matilda
:-p
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183. Posted By: vinnydawg
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 9:57 am
Naughty Nadja
Heavenly Hanna
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184. Posted By: Haydn
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 10:05 am
I can see a problem here though…
I once named my car, a 1993 Civic, Danica in homage to Ms. Patrick, and was told by many that it was not only an ugly name but totally inappropriate for the car – she didn’t look like a Danica. It seemed that she herself objected to the name, and chose not to live at all rather than to live with it. Within days of bestowing the soubriquet upon her she dived headlong through a hedge into a recently ploughed field. Within a couple of weeks of the expensive and painstakingly executed cosmetic work following that excursion, she could finally take no more and threw herself onto her roof, finally achieving a fatal injury…
A warning to Sebastian then – choose her name wisely, she may never forgive you if you get it wrong…
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Jake Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 12:12 pm
Sounds like you’re just a terrible driver
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185. Posted By: Tm Goodfellow
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 10:11 am
How about (it’s a bit of a long one)
“Seb Stop wasting your time and get serious for once! It cost you the 09 title so get your ar*e in gear”
yh?
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186. Posted By: Adrian
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 10:12 am
Well, if he wanted stick it to Mark, then there’s only 1 choice: Waltzing Matilda..!!
Okay, proper suggestions:
Tiger Tracey
Sultry Sarah
Furious Fergie
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187. Posted By: Mark H
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 10:12 am
Dirty Debbie….
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188. Posted By: Ben G
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 10:43 am
Deirdre.
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189. Posted By: Rufus McDufus
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 10:44 am
Rampant Rachel
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190. Posted By: Baart
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 10:46 am
Tamara Speedstone
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191. Posted By: Nathan Bradley
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 10:46 am
Susan Boyle
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192. Posted By: John
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 10:53 am
Luxurious Liz
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193. Posted By: Gilles
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 10:56 am
Mad Mary
Crazy Mary Dirty Larry
Mad Cow Disease
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194. Posted By: UnloadIt
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 10:57 am
Lady Ann – maybe she will bring him some luck as the other Ann (Neal) does to Mark recently. And ‘lady’ because of L, of course.
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195. Posted By: guy
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 11:04 am
Liz’s younger sister.
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196. Posted By: Martin
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 11:06 am
Penelope Pitstop
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Stevie P Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 4:18 pm
Hey-yelp, hey-yelp!
Any suggestions for the Anthill Mob?
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197. Posted By: Mia
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 11:15 am
Wilma – (“Will my (Wilma) car start?”);) haha! joking..
Baby Blue Blanca
Carrie,Carmen,Carey,Cara,Carabelle,Carolyn or Caroline – the names beginning with “Car”
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198. Posted By: cheapracer
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 11:17 am
Helen Back
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199. Posted By: James Punt
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 11:20 am
Mary Hinge
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200. Posted By: cheapracer
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 11:22 am
Helen Back – hell and back
Sue Ridgepipe – sewage pipe
Fay Dingaway – fading away
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vinnydawg Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 12:56 pm
Anita DeGroin – A knee to the groin
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201. Posted By: YellowNRedStriped
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 11:35 am
Liz’s Luften Cousin
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202. Posted By: Brenda
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 11:38 am
this is fun, if seb is keeping to the letter “L” then how about Leggy Leah who has the most gorgeous legs under her to lead Seb to the finish line first…
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203. Posted By: Hamish Williams
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 11:45 am
Manky Meg
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204. Posted By: Ed S
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 11:48 am
Cantankerous Catherine
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205. Posted By: Geoff Thomas
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 11:50 am
What about ‘Voluptuous Viv’ or maybe ‘Manic Marigold’? Nothing whatsoever to do with anyone in particular, you understand…
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206. Posted By: Rick Jones
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 11:54 am
cracking candy
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207. Posted By: John McGregor
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 11:54 am
Lovely Lynda
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208. Posted By: Abuelo Paul
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 11:56 am
Macho Monica, the girl with a powerful thrust.
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209. Posted By: Ricky Racecar
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 11:57 am
“Lovely Rita”
…Surely, with Seb’s love for anything Beatles. Being a meter maid she can fend off traffic too.
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210. Posted By: Abuelo Paul
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 12:00 pm
or how about Lesley, Liz’s dirty girlfriend?
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211. Posted By: Kirk
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 12:01 pm
Racy Rachael
Saucy Sue
Zoe Renault (oh… hang on…)
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212. Posted By: Max Damage
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 12:01 pm
He he, let it be Max Damage
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213. Posted By: Valeria
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 12:02 pm
Lady Rain the Great.
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214. Posted By: Kirk
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 12:04 pm
Or to go with this week’s news: Naughty Sarah
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215. Posted By: Amanda
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 12:06 pm
what about Eccentric Ella
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216. Posted By: Dirk
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 12:09 pm
Wicked Wilma
Ecstatic Eva
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217. Posted By: FaithHealer1
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 12:10 pm
I’d second Waltzing Matilda but as it seems to be an ‘L’ year, I’d go for Lapdancing Lucille (dances around the laps, geddit?), Lynx, Lorna, Liz’s Little Sister/Cousin/something or possibly Lady Madonna, cause Vettel seems to like the Beatles.
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218. Posted By: Mark
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 12:17 pm
Well, he names them alphabetically, so now it´s the “M”´s turn. Mmmmmmm… Barry Manilow´s Mandy won´t cut it though…
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219. Posted By: BigL76
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 12:17 pm
Gorgeous Gina
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220. Posted By: MB
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 12:26 pm
Well Sebs 2008 car was Julia, 2009 were Kate and Kate dirty sister, 2010 is Luscious Liz, his new chassis will begin with L again so I am expecting something to do with Liz again.
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221. Posted By: Iain M
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 12:30 pm
Limitless Liz
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222. Posted By: Lindsay
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 12:39 pm
Moobens
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223. Posted By: Jaelle
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 12:49 pm
Liz II: The Revenge. Would fit perfectly.
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224. Posted By: Simon Benedict
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 12:50 pm
I reckon the team should name the car “Grow Up Vettel”. All this nonsense about his car’s name is so purile it’s pathetic. I think Vettel should concentrate on not getting beaten by Webber, rather than trying to fuel his happy chappy image with this teenage distraction.
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225. Posted By: James Bond
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 12:51 pm
Nicole Scherzinger
Imagine Lewis’s reaction
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226. Posted By: Jake Pattison
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 12:56 pm
Lisa.
After Lisa Gastoni.
She starred in the 1957 film ‘Second Fiddle’.
:p
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227. Posted By: Bobby
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 12:57 pm
But in light of Red Bull’s motorsport operation worldwide, and one of their star drivers being disabled because of health issues, maybe Vettel could go away from tradition and name one for his colleague who can’t race because of health issues and call it (Brian) “Vickers”. (You have to love the tyre stop in Times Square!)
Names on race cars are always a crazy motorsport tradition. Some of the most famous cars in motorsport were known by their famous names — Bertha, Whitney, Midnight (used by two different teams for their cars in one series, a variation used by the Z-Man for another series), The Captain, Snake, Mad Max, T-Rex, James Bond 007, Blacker, Butthead, and numerous other names.
T-Rex was too good that after it was raced, it was banned, Speculation about T-Rex was questionable until T-Rex made an appearance outside Lord March’s last year (with a developmental driver) for Goodwood.
If the car runs well it might earn a nickname after that — just imagine if the car was named for a famous bull.
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228. Posted By: Douglas M.
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 12:58 pm
Crashy Cassie
Red Beulah
If he has to keep the L/Liz theme:
Lightning Liz
Liz’s Less Temperamental Sister
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229. Posted By: Tim
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 1:00 pm
Mary Hinge?
Loretta?
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230. Posted By: Jim Mangiaforte
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 1:03 pm
Willie Mae
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231. Posted By: Arry 2k
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 1:22 pm
He should call her Gladys. That way if he wins the WDC he could add Glorious to the front of it!
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232. Posted By: Joe
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 1:22 pm
Kate’s Dirty placebo.
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233. Posted By: Andy
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 1:35 pm
Juicy Lucy or Sticky Vicky
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234. Posted By: Carlm21
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 1:36 pm
number 2 jordan
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235. Posted By: F1 Novice
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 1:37 pm
Adrian’s Newbey
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236. Posted By: Spencer
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 1:50 pm
Vicious Victoria
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237. Posted By: Mario
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 1:54 pm
Jolie Ride
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238. Posted By: Josh
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 2:05 pm
Anna Lee …
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239. Posted By: DJW
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 2:09 pm
Red Isabul?
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240. Posted By: Alianora La Canta
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 2:10 pm
Liz’s Lucky Sister?
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241. Posted By: missparanoid
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 2:11 pm
liz’s dirty sister
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242. Posted By: Becken
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 2:12 pm
I dont care about the name, but I only think that he should treat her well in the next races.
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243. Posted By: Sangeen
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 2:15 pm
Bella baby !!…No wait..thats my car..
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Bella Reply:
May 25th, 2010 at 4:03 pm
Nah i doubt youre girlfriend would like that
Sangeenius it is.
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244. Posted By: somebody
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 2:26 pm
Warrior Roxie
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245. Posted By: Matt
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 2:27 pm
Spanking Sue
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246. Posted By: Seymour Quilter
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 2:29 pm
It has to be… Stella!
That car is the star of this years grid so what better name?
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247. Posted By: D.
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 2:29 pm
James, tell Sebastian to go with Aspasia (accent on the ‘i’). She was the wife of Pericles, during whose reign Athens enjoyed its years of glory.
This could be SV’s year of glory, so Aspasia would be a fitting name for his car.
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248. Posted By: Paige
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 2:30 pm
As I am his BIGGEST fan (No, really! Theres no bigger fan than I) It should be called:
Precious Paige
and when Im sat in pit lane seats at Silverstone this year he can blow me a kiss! OMG OMG OMG I think Id faint. . .
Remember Chicks who dig F1 are awesome! (and great in bed!)
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249. Posted By: Jim
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 2:32 pm
His car should be called Dave
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250. Posted By: La'
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 2:36 pm
Lovely Laura, just because my car’s called speedy seb
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251. Posted By: Jay Doubtfire
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 2:56 pm
Nuts Of Steel Lizzie
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252. Posted By: Paulinho
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 3:11 pm
Lips Linda
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253. Posted By: Michael
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 3:12 pm
Liz’s Nasty Sister – I’m sure Seb would love a chassis that he can throw around without having to worry that he’ll break something.
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254. Posted By: Eje
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 3:36 pm
Laudabull Lizz.
Play on Laudable which means word of praise.
Further Lauda could also refer to Nikki Lauda whom besides being a 3 times champion also at one point was manager of Jaguar for 2 years. Jaguar is the origin of Red Bull.
Bull for Red Bull of course, finally Lizz to keep with the tradition of using the same female name during the course of the year. The complete name uses L and as might already be known he so far named the cars in alphabetical order. =)
Laudabull Liz.
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255. Posted By: murray
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 3:45 pm
From an old song “If you knew Suzie”
“Oh, oh, holy Moses what a chassis!”
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256. Posted By: Olivier
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 4:00 pm
Lexi Flexi
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257. Posted By: Oubay Zakkar
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 4:03 pm
I won the other day in a competition to name it “unofficial competition of course”
anyway, I suggested Fancy Nancy, and i would really really appreciate if u pass that to the team
FANCY NANCY!!!!!!!
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258. Posted By: paul rodríguez
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 4:04 pm
It HAS to be Lupita…
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259. Posted By: Freespeech
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 4:12 pm
Fanny, if nothing else this would get both RedBull and Vettel even more publicity around the world, I can hear it now. ‘and here come Vettel in his Fanny crossing the line for another win’ etc etc
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260. Posted By: Sibusiso
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 4:19 pm
Zanele – pronounced [Zuh-neh-leh]
A hardy,driven and tenacious African woman with all the right curves in the right places, i.e.(aerodynamics).Thereby highlighting every man’s lack of downforce.
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Mike Misgerett Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 10:16 pm
Eish! A cool name with a lekker discription…Shapp!!
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261. Posted By: Robert
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 4:29 pm
Filthy Fabrian
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262. Posted By: Rob
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 4:32 pm
I would say
Randy Ruby
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263. Posted By: Craig
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 4:33 pm
Liz’s sister goes all the way/ more reliable sister (hmm, not very catchy but hopefully appropriate..) Liz’s reliable replacement? fingers crossed..
If this was the test chassis then presumably its an older sister if anything?
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264. Posted By: knoxploration
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 4:39 pm
It seems to me that precedent dictates that we stick with the same starting letter throughout the season, so I’m going to vote for Lascivious Laura…
* Lascivious means “arousing sexual desire” (Random House Dictionary)
* Laura means “laurel-crowned” (Name-Meanings.com)
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265. Posted By: Jorge
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 5:02 pm
If Webber keeps rolling on ahead, perhaps Calamity Jane…
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266. Posted By: Leo Sayer
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 5:14 pm
How about Runner Up Ruby, or Second Placed Selena. I really don’t understand all the hype here, James. The boy will hit his peak in the future of course, but the moment Mark has him roundly beat in all departments, new chassis or not. Like Rossi vs Lorenzo in Moto GP, the order will change eventually. Some might say inevitably…
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267. Posted By: Martin
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 5:20 pm
Macy.
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268. Posted By: vet4snak
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 5:31 pm
* Liz’s dirty sister
* Victoria (kind of like “Victory”)
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jenny Reply:
May 24th, 2010 at 7:51 pm
victoria is already one of the virgins i think xD
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269. Posted By: Pking007
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 6:22 pm
I’d say Seb should go with:
“Allota Lagina” – as in “Fagina”
“Liz Handy Sister” – she’s got to be handy if he’s to win the WDC
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270. Posted By: gaston_pdu
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 7:02 pm
Roxanne:
Roxanne, you don’t have to put on the red light
Those days are over
You don’t have to sell your body to the night
Roxanne, you don’t have to wear that dress tonight
Walk the streets for money
You don’t care if it’s wrong or if it’s right
OR
Jude
Hey Jude, don’t make it bad…
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271. Posted By: Nikki
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 7:03 pm
I personally think he should play it a bit dirty and start the “hilarious” mind games on his competitors – so, with that in mind, why not try;
Raunchy Raquel
Naughty Nicole
Juicy Jessica
etc etc
eg;
Sebastian: I just got on pole with Naughty Nicole.
Lewis: you WHAT??
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272. Posted By: Mike from Medellin, Colombia
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 7:06 pm
If it turns out to be very slow he should call it Giovanna Amati.
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273. Posted By: AmandaG
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 7:16 pm
Luscious Liz’s lustier twin
He has to keep the name Liz in there as my friend has abandonned Mclaren this year as she is called Liz, and is therefore supporting him. Also she is going to name her new car Sebastian after him.
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274. Posted By: Samantha Price
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 7:48 pm
Liz’s jailbait cousin
or (not that I am at all biased)
Sultry Samantha
(and yes I know it doesn’t fit the naming convention)
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275. Posted By: jenny
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 7:48 pm
what about “Luscious Liz’ reliable sister?”
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276. Posted By: Feb
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 7:59 pm
Desirous Desire
Vicious Viv
Tempting Tina
Charming Cheryl
Gorgeous/Glamorous Grace
Mighty Michelle
Naughty/Nasty Natalie
Spicy Sara
Shameless Sheila
Mad Melanie
Bad Becky
Wild Vicky
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277. Posted By: Rich C
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 8:45 pm
Magnificent Monalisa
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278. Posted By: chuck
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 8:47 pm
Doesn’t matter what he names the car, he’ll still probably put it on the pole. To that end, what does it say about the Red Bull that he could still beat every other car except his teammate and Kubica with a hurt car?
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279. Posted By: Rich C
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 8:55 pm
But if it has to start with an “L” then make it
Lolita!
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280. Posted By: AP
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 9:31 pm
Lucky Liz
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281. Posted By: Federico
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 9:41 pm
Prancing Sofia
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282. Posted By: Superfast
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 10:05 pm
Red bull gives you “Wings & Wins!”
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283. Posted By: wayne brookes
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 10:09 pm
kates dirty sisters filthy cousin.
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284. Posted By: Mike Misgerett
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 10:30 pm
2. Dizzy Lizzy
3. Leaping Liz
1. Liz The Biz
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285. Posted By: Spenny
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 10:56 pm
Loose Liz – clearly the “women” around him are so loose they are falling apart.
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Rum and Coke Reply:
May 25th, 2010 at 10:49 am
ha ha …I know her!! oldie but a goodie! #:)
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286. Posted By: Prof Bolshaviks
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 11:05 pm
Mercedes
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287. Posted By: Richard Mee
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 11:14 pm
Red Sonia
(hmmmmmm…)
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288. Posted By: Tommo
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 11:19 pm
Roxette: Adrian’s revenge.
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289. Posted By: michael c
Date: May 24th, 2010 @ 11:24 pm
Fast Fiona
Winning Wanda or Wining Wanda if its a bad chassis
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290. Posted By: EGA
Date: May 25th, 2010 @ 12:49 am
Cheatin’ Chelsea
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291. Posted By: Mike
Date: May 25th, 2010 @ 1:02 am
Betty Swallox – now there’s a name that should have been on the top of our tongues.
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Mike Reply:
May 25th, 2010 at 8:08 am
Of course I mean’t “tip of your tongue”, or was it just a freudian slip!
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Mike Misgerett Reply:
May 26th, 2010 at 5:58 pm
You deserve a tongue lashing for that!
And not from Betty – lest you slip on Herr Freud again…
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292. Posted By: SHIPARCH
Date: May 25th, 2010 @ 1:45 am
Liz’ sister is dirtier than Kates
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293. Posted By: barry
Date: May 25th, 2010 @ 6:55 am
lacivious layla
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294. Posted By: quick_kill
Date: May 25th, 2010 @ 7:45 am
How about Crazy Casey.. nice ring to it..
hope i’m not too late..
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295. Posted By: Virginiya
Date: May 25th, 2010 @ 8:45 am
Luscious Liz’s twin
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296. Posted By: Rum and Coke
Date: May 25th, 2010 @ 10:46 am
Nelly Smickers!!! or Betty Swollocks…..or how about just naming it “That annoying little runt from over there”..
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297. Posted By: DylanR
Date: May 25th, 2010 @ 11:08 am
Gracious Gabriella
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298. Posted By: Steve H "sunny Southport"
Date: May 25th, 2010 @ 11:58 am
Enjoyable bit of fun indeed.
Perhaps you can find out what SV called the car I believe he used in 2008 from Aus to Turkey (STR-02/4B)? (also possibly in 2007 STR-02/2). From Monaco it was STR-03/3 “Julie”.
Then, if memory serves correctly, he used chassis 03/2 in Canada after practice crash in 03/3 “Julie”.
Did he have name for 03/2 if that was the case?
After that race it was back to “Julie” for the rest of the year.
In 2009, after RB5/3′s “Kate” demise in Aus, he used RB5/1 “Kate’s Dirty Sister” (Malaya to Turkey)
I believe he then used chassis RB5/4 for three races (GB, Germany, Hung) which, I was informed at the time, he also called “Kate” before reverting back to RB5/1 “Kate’s Dirty Sister” for the remainder of the season.
And then along came RB6/3 and “Luscious Liz” for the opening races in 2010.
Excellent blog and great to have some light-hearted fun.
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299. Posted By: Nicko
Date: May 25th, 2010 @ 3:12 pm
Well he seems to goto the next letter for his names, how bout “Magnificent Mary”
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300. Posted By: Bruce Corey
Date: May 25th, 2010 @ 5:16 pm
The name for Seb’s new car: “Randy Rhonda”
And he can sing the Beach Boys song “Help Me Rhonda” as he screams around the track!
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301. Posted By: Tina
Date: May 25th, 2010 @ 6:11 pm
Thumper
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302. Posted By: Steve Rogers
Date: May 25th, 2010 @ 8:09 pm
How about Mark’s Faster Brother?
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303. Posted By: Leogem
Date: May 25th, 2010 @ 8:28 pm
Luvly Lorena! hahaha. imagine naming your car after your rival’s sister!!!!
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304. Posted By: Helen
Date: May 25th, 2010 @ 8:37 pm
Its a curvy car so how about Voluptuous Veronica. To go with the sexy man inside her!
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305. Posted By: Barney
Date: May 26th, 2010 @ 12:02 am
I think there is only one name in keeping with Sebs sexy theme.
Pole Dancer
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306. Posted By: Graham
Date: May 26th, 2010 @ 5:42 am
Aural Annie
Hydraulic Hannah
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307. Posted By: Adaniel
Date: May 26th, 2010 @ 3:36 pm
Mouthwatering or maybe Magic Marg should be Luscious Liz’s sister.
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308. Posted By: floters
Date: May 27th, 2010 @ 2:05 pm
redbullf1spy wrote: Randy Mandy…
nice ))
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309. Posted By: knoxploration
Date: May 27th, 2010 @ 7:41 pm
Well, we had a bunch folks saying Mandy, and a bunch saying Randy, but nobody quite made the connection. Well done anyway to those who were close!
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310. Posted By: Yanni
Date: May 27th, 2010 @ 11:01 pm
“Ann” ( Webber’s manager and partner )
as Mark said in the Australian Herald….
“”She has been an inspiration to me,” he said.”
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311. Posted By: Auntie Em
Date: June 11th, 2010 @ 10:42 am
Princess Petal
May as well name it after its mysogynist driver
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312. Posted By: Franzie
Date: August 31st, 2010 @ 9:20 am
what about “Arielle”? Everytime I hear Sebastian I have to think at this little red crab out of the disney film
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313. Posted By: Andy
Date: November 10th, 2011 @ 12:37 am
Red Ruby sounds good to me!
On another subject; does anyone know what the song is that the guys play in their garage; such as DC and Martin Brundle danced to in the F1 forum a couple of races ago?
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